Welcome, dear reader.
Here you’ll find a few scribblings I’ve done in my own spare time. I’ve little else to say about them, as it’s far from an author’s place to either declare or affirm the quality of their own work.
Fortunately, I am an editor as well, and in this profession I refuse myself far fewer indulgences.
I believe these ghastly little tales to be quite diverting, if nothing else, and hopefully you will find them the same. If not, well, perhaps you should establish your own paper and compile a lengthy, entirely electronic compendium of hundreds upon hundreds of stories yourself—with no human hands, might I add, should you be noble enough to seek a level playing field. Perhaps then we’ll see who’s truly the consummate literary auteur.
Oh dear, my apologies—never mind me. Please, do enjoy these little tales as you see fit. I’m quite positive there will be more in due time.

Peculiar Post — Part the First: Letter Opener
The Blade October
The Spruce Point Ripper
